A Conversation That Might Have Recently Occurred Between Me And My Beautiful Bride About Finances

My Beautiful Bride: So I’m at REI with Chelsea.
Me: Uh. Ok. How much are we talking here?
My Beauiful Bride: Nut sure yet. See you later.
Me: uh.. Darling, you’ve got about $300 in your checking account.
My Beauiful Bride: They are having some wonderful sales . This weekend only. Woopee!
Me: I can transfer some money into checking from the money market account. But you need to tell me how much.
My Beauiful Bride: Oh you better start transfering money.
Me: I’m gonna need a number.
My Beauiful Bride:  Just start transfering.
Me:
My Beauiful Bride:
Me: Just start, huh?
My Beauiful Bride: Yep.
Me: I’m gonna regret this in the morning.

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