Take a look at what happened when I decided to take up mountain biking. Looks like the movie star career has hit yet another snag.

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Apparently my bike handling skills are not what they once were. It’s like my mind remembers how to do it, but my body just won’t take action!
Oh. And this is the after picture. If you look closely, you can see the ten stitches that the ER tech used to patch up my face. The before picture was just too gruesome to publish. Don’t worry. I’m fine. Feel sorry for Dana. She has to be seen with me in public.
Ouch! I’ve been thinking about getting my bike out. Maybe I won’t.
Comment by Vincent — July 27, 2009 @ 11:04 am |
You know us. We want to see the before pictures.
Comment by John Reed — July 28, 2009 @ 6:47 am |
No electronic copy of the before pictures will ever be circulated on the intertubes. There’s women and children out there for gosh sakes! How bout this for an incentive – anyone who comes to visit us in our new cabin may see the before pictures.
Is there such a a thing as an anti-incentive?
Comment by DavidB — July 28, 2009 @ 6:57 am |
Maybe boating was a better hobby for you!
Comment by Mary M — July 30, 2009 @ 2:35 pm |