A Brief Conversation That I Might Have Had With My Beautiful Bride Regarding a Cruising Sailboat and Our Drinking Habits

Me: I’m a little worried about cruising and drinking.
My Beautiful Bride: What do you mean?
Me: I mean, I have to stay alert at night. What if the wind shifts or the anchor drags?
My Beautiful Bride: I’ll wake you up.
Me: Yea, but I’ll be groggy. I need to be able to make good decisions in an emergency situation.
My Beautiful Bride: And if you had 3 martinis before bed?
Me: Exactly. Daddy no wakey.
My Beautiful Bride:
Me:
My Beautiful Bride:
Me:
My Beautiful Bride: We’ll just have to get drunk in the morning.
Me: Frigging EUREKA baby! High five.
My Beautiful Bride:
Me: No. I mean it. That’s genius at work, right there.