What If My Precocious Daughter Did Not Fully Appreciate the Spirit of Christmas? (#3 In a Series of Thought Experiments)

Me: So… what do you want for Christmas this year?
My Precocious Daughter: I’m so glad you asked! I’d like a 160 GB Video IPOD.
Me: Hmmm… <click> <click> <click> …those are a little pricey. Can you think of something less expensive?
My Precocious Daughter: C’mon Dad. They’re really cool. Besides, that’s the only thing I want.
Me: How bout one of these little Nanos. They’re cute.
My Precocious Daughter: That won’t hold all my music.
Me:
My Precocious Daughter:
Me:
My Precocious Daughter: It’s all I want.
Me: Mmmrpph. How ‘bout we look on Craig’s List and maybe find you a used one.
My Precocious Daughter: I don’t want a USED one! I want a shiny NEW one!
Me:
My Precocious Daughter:
Me: Can you think of anything else?
My Precocious Daughter: Tell you what; just take the amount of cash that you’re willing to spend on me, and put it in my stocking. How’s that?