Maybe The Most Gorgeous Sailing Shot I’ve Ever Seen

And keep in mind the boat is only 21 feet long. Mmmmmmhhh. If I didn’t already have a cruising boat…

A Conversation That I Might Have Had This Evening With a Bottle of Jim Beam While Spending The Night Alone In My House For the First Time in 5 Years

Me: So….
Bottle of Jim Beam:
Me:
Bottle of Jim Beam:
Me: It’s kinda quiet, huh?
Bottle of Jim Beam:
Me: Too quiet.
Bottle of Jim Beam:
Me: he he he
Bottle of Jim Beam:
Me:
Bottle of Jim Beam:
Me: Y’know. Like in those old movies. When Dolph Lundgren is about to get ambushed by a bunch of ninjas that drop out of the ceiling… Where do those ninjas come from anyway? They seem to defy laws of Newtonian motion. You know… an object in motion tends to stay in motion and all that stuff. I mean, how do they get –in- the ceiling? That seems like a useful skill. I wonder if I could get in a ceiling.
Bottle of Jim Beam:
Me: It’d be easier for you. You’re small.
Bottle of Jim Beam:
Me: Too quiet.
Bottle of Jim Beam:
Me: I miss Dana.
Bottle of Jim Beam:
Me: And the kids.
Bottle of Jim Beam:
Me: Mmmmh… this is so lame. I can’t believe I’m sitting here talking to a bottle.
Bottle of Jim Beam: Nice observation there, Captain obvious.
Me: What was that?
Bottle of Jim Beam:
Me: Whaaaat?
Bottle of Jim Beam:
Me: That’s it. I’m going to bed. Wake me if I sleep past noon.
Bottle of Jim Beam: Could you pass me the remote control?