My Beautiful Bride: Your eating habits are not good..
Me:
My Beautiful Bride: What is that you’re putting in you mouth?
Me:
My Beautiful Bride: Was that a whole doughnut?
Me:
My Beautiful Bride: You’re supposed to eat them in small bites. That is disgusting.
Me:
My Beautiful Bride: Categorically disgusting.
Me:
My Beautiful Bride: I cannot believe you just did that. When is the last time you ate a vegetable? Have you eaten a vegetable in 2007?
Me:
My Beautiful Bride:
Me:
My Beautiful Bride: Well?
Me:
My Beautiful Bride: That’s it. We’re having artichokes for dinner tonight. We’ll see if you can stick a whole artichoke in your mouth.
Me:
My Beautiful Bride:
Me: You’re serious?
My Beautiful Bride: Serious as your cholesterol is high.
Me: f*@&.
My Beautiful Bride: Artichokes with a side of lima beans.
Me: I played that all wrong, didn’t I?
My Beautiful Bride: Where’s my cookbook?
Very funny, and the only post on this blog that I can comprehend so far. I like the artichoke picture, too - just in case anyone is in any doubt as to which vegetable you’re being threatened with.
Comment by Ann — July 5, 2007 @ 4:26 pm
You were pwned.
Comment by Edward — July 7, 2007 @ 10:52 am
Oh the horror!!!!!
Comment by Joe Rouse — July 7, 2007 @ 11:22 am
vegetables? Isn’t that what food eats?
Comment by Heather — July 8, 2007 @ 4:56 pm