Me: I’m out of money. Let’s jet.
My Beautiful Bride: Ok. I’ve got $25 left. I’ll just go cash it in.
Me: Cash in $25? C’mon baby, live a little.
My Beautiful Bride: We can eat with this.
Me: Eat what? A sandwich? The roulette table is right there. Just plunk it down on a number.
My Beautiful Bride: Just one number?
Me: Why not?
My Beautiful Bride: Ok. 18 red. Here we go.
Roulette Operator: No more bets.
Me:
My Beautiful Bride:
Me:
My Beautiful Bride:
Me: Yes! 18 red! Whoop!
My Beautiful Bride: What happened?
Me: 18 red. You just won.
My Beautiful Bride: I won?
Me: You won.
My Beautiful Bride: That’s pretty good, huh?
Me: Wait til you see how much money you get.
My Beautiful Bride: It’s a lot, huh?
Me: Just wait.
Roulette Operator: That pays 35 to 1, so here’s you winnings; $875. Plus your original wager back; equals $900.
My Beautiful Bride:
Me:
My Beautiful Bride:
Me:
My Beautiful Bride: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Me: Pretty cool, huh?
My Beautiful Bride: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Alright!
Me:
My Beautiful Bride: Woooooooooooooooooooo!
Me: Darling, people are starting to stare.
My Beautiful Bride: Woooooooooooooooooooooo! High five baby!
Me:
My Beautiful Bride: Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Me: Mmmm. This is getting tedious.
My Beautiful Bride: Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Who. Is. Your. Dad. Deeeee! Woooooooo!
Me:
My Beautiful Bride: Woooooooooooooooooooo!
Me: So, what’s my cut of our winnings?
My Beautiful Bride: Not one penny. I made the bet.
Me: That’s what thought.
My Beautiful Bride: Why did you even ask?
